Human Voice Alarm Clocks

Somebody shoud invent a human voice alarm clock. Ever notice how nothing rouses you from your slumber quite like someone talking to you while you sleep? There could be many options: bitchy voice, kind voice, Mother's irritated voice, or better yet: whisper. Whisper would be super creepy and probably scare the crap out of you. A good adrenaline rush like that could really get you going, in fact, you probably wouldn't even need a coffee.