Garbage Can Disposal

I wonder what you would have to write on the side of an old garbage can to get the trash collector to dispose of it. "This is trash!", seems a bit redundant and would probably just be seen as a condesending way of pointing out the obivous contents of the barrel. "Throw this away!", also redundant, abrupt and rude. Or how about "Take this garbage man!"...I think I would just drive by the house and flick the owner off if I saw that one. Well, whatever it is you would have to write, I am pretty sure I just pinpointed the precise reason so many people have crappy garbage cans. You may thank me for figuring this out later.